Today is the day after the LeTrainwreck press conference during which he announced some really important decision regarding his Talents and where he is taking them. I thought his Talents went off to party in South Beach during the Eastern Conference semis, and he’s just going down there to get them back. Silly me.
"South Beach, bringin' the Heat."
The ridiculousness of the whole situation ultimately inspired the Chairman and me to finally get this blog thing off the ground. Here is our subsequent late night text exchange:CHAIRMAN: I dub Miami “The Unholy Trinity” because it prominently features a Judas.
MINISTER: I dub Miami “The Three Splooges” because they will be constantly jerking off to their own Greatness.
CHAIRMAN: Today marks the first time in his career when LeBron showed the killer instinct. He used it to finish off the city of Cleveland.
MINISTER: We need to go back in time and start our blog like a year ago.
Better present than never.
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